Hi. My name is mayonessa, and these are my Sims.

I love them like family. Each and every one of them. Well, most of them.

I bought "The Sims" the day it came out in 2000, and since then I've created a rather expansive group of people. Some of them are completely fictitious*, some of them are copywrighted characters, and some are people I know personally. I'm too bland to create Sims off the top of my head, lest they turn out like my husband's (all look the same with the same basic traits... it's like a bad Hitler-envisioned army).

Tho I haven't done anything spectacular with my little people, I'm like a proud teenage mother, wanting to show off my pathetic, slobbering offspring to the world. And without any further adieu, I present to you... MY SIMS!!!