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I, _____________, promise on my grave, cross my heart and hope to die with a cherry on top, swear to whatever I may worship that I am *over 18 years of age* (read: legal) or older (read: middle aged perv). I do understand that some of the content beyond this point may become offensive to myself and other people who may dig thru my history box to discover I'm actually sick enough to look at nude pics of Janet Reno. I do understand that I might need to see a mental health professional if I actually enjoy looking at these pictures, and I do understand that the site maintainer is not doing this in a "pervy" fashion, she is just doing this to provide a PSA on the horrors of unprotected sex (abstinance, kids). The site maintainer is not responsible for loss of eyesight, vomiting, motion sickness, drowsiness or incontenance upon viewing the site, and is not to be blamed for these horrid side effects. If you have any complaints, please direct them up your ass.

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