Why do I write my dreams down? What do they mean? Why am I so inconsistant? What's up with the weird recurring themes? And the celebrity appearances?

These are just some of the questions I will not answer on these pages. However, feel free to read some of the truly fucked up things my brain creates when in REM mode.

  • Intro to DreamCatching 101
  • Dreams by date
  • Dreams by theme
  • Snippets

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    Please note that ALL of these dreams are mayonessa. I explictly made them myself, damnit.