Just click on the topic you want to see, and thru the magic of html, you will arrive there immediately. Woo yay houpla.

Music
Television
Interaction
Pointless Time Wasters
Computers
Dark Humour
??? (AKA Stuff That Doesn't Go Elsewhere)

Music

The Alanis Morissette Lyric Generator
All Spice
Born to Make Us Gag
Dial-A-Song.com
Discography of Françoise Hardy
The Doctor is In!
Françoise Hardy All Over the World
The Frogs
Garbage.net
Kimaira.com
Lisa Loeb's Official Site
Moby.com
Netphoria - Your Daily Pumpkin Fix
The Official Smashing Pumpkins Website
The Official Weird Al Yankovic Site
Scratchie Records
Smashing Pumpkins Fan Collaborative
Smashing Pumpkins PostSadness
The Smiths
The Spice Rack
Splashdown
Starla.org
They Might Be Giants, Unofficially
Theymightbegiants.com
Weezer.com
Weezon.com - Weezer fan page
Winamp
Zwan.com

Television
Adult Swim
Breakfast Time Memorial Park
cavemanlawyer's Phil Hartman page
The CBS Late Show Page
DYY's Late Show Fan Page
The Easychair Expressway - Roundhouse
epguides.com
Fox's Official Simpsons Site
fX Memories
Got Futurama?
Jump the Shark
Late Night With Conan O'Brien
Malcolm in the Middle
Mark's Guide to Whose Line...?
The Richard Bey Website
The Simpsons Archive
Survivor Fever
Teletubbies!
The Top Ten List Archive

Interaction

Cyber Greetings

A Virtual Present
Bloody Finger Mail
Blue Mountain Arts
Mail-A-Meal
Virtual Flowers
The Voodoo Doll

Games

Maggie the Jackcat's Kick-Ass AC Site
NationStates
The Riddler's Network
The Road To Nowhere
The Sims Online
Yahoo! Games

Search Engines

Ask Jeeves
Astalavista
CollegeNet
Corbis.com
Google
Google Groups
Internet Movie Database
Oth Net Search
Search.com
The Stalker's Home Page
The Ultimate Band List

Chat Programs

The AOL Instant Messenger
ICQ
mIRC
Netmeeting
Trillian
Yahoo Messenger

Actual Useful Things

Babelfish Translations
Dictionary.com
IFP: Metric Conversion Tables
The Universal Currency Converter

Pointless Time Wasters
Actual Calls to Tech Support
b3ta.com
Baby Name Meanings
Botched Executions
The Brunching Shuttlecocks - Toys
Clay's Sound Emporium
deviantArt
The Dialectizer
Elfwood
emode.com
Farts.com
Furniture Porn
The Gobbler
Googlism
Inexplicable Object of the Week
The Love Calculator
Lunatic Lounge
News of the Weird
The Official Garfield Page
The Onion
Oolong the Rabbit
Purity Tests
Rate My Kitten
rathergood.com
Sanity Test
Sound America
TheSpark.com
T E X T F I L E S
Trashlog
Urban Legends
The Useless Pages

Computers

Build Your Own PC
Crucial Technology
HTML Goodies
Linux Mandrake
MySQL
PC Pit Stop
PHP: Hypertext Preprocessor
Price Watch
Slashdot

Dark Humour
Assassin - Kill Celebrities!
Bonsai Kitten
Bad Taste Bears
Cat Scan Contest
Club a Seal
Cruel Site of the Day
Cunt or Not?
Death Clock
Florida vs. Ferrell
Live Nude Cats
MC Hawking
Misanthropic Bitch
The Parking Lot is Full
Rate My Poo
Rotten.com
Sexy Losers
Stick Death
Stile Project
Tard Blog
True Porn Clerk Stories
Who Would You Kill?

??? (Stuff That Doesn't Go Elsewhere)
Andy Kaufman Home Page
Bend Over and I'll Show Ya!
iMood
Kitty Vibes
Martin A. Draughon, inmate on Texas Death Row
Tails of the Foster Kittens
Zombo.com - the only limit is yourself

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