Ok, so I said I'd never be "vain" enough to put up a whole bunch of self serving, self analysis crap. There's a first time for everything, whether we like it or not - so this is my first attempt at being vain as hell. Welcome to my page of poetry!
Please note that ALL of this poetry and other written word is © mayonessa. If you steal it, and I discover it, there will be hell to pay.